What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:18
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What should I expect after a BBL surgery?
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.